AISubs v3.7
Welcome or welcome, here we go.
Shud Kajino.
Can you give me one comment?
No, no, no.
In 30 seconds, please.
Go ahead.
No, no, no.
Please, please.
I haven't been told anything.
There's a video.
Yes.
First of all, please watch that.
Yes.
There are many people here.
Their clones are here.
I see, I see.
They are here.
Should we pair them up?
Yes, please pair them up.
If you hit this one, it's big.
If you hit this one, it's big!
What is this?
You look like an elementary school girl.
"Welcome, welcome" has begun.
Shut up, casino!
So...
Casino!
Casino.
This is a grown-up project.
Nice!
Yeah.
Once you start playing casino, you're a first-class entertainer.
Really?
Yeah. Have you ever played casino?
Don't say "online casino" or anything like that.
Shut up!
What are you doing?!
You're so shallow!
Isn't it too early for you?
Huh?
Isn't it too early for you?
You're too early!
I'm going to be a dealer this time...
...and I'm going to battle a guest in a game.
Nice!
I'm going to give you a lot of money.
Huh? A lot of money?
Well...
A little.
A little?
A little.
Do you have that much money?
No, I don't.
Just squeeze it out of me.
Squeeze it out of you?
Now, let's meet the guest who will fight for us.
This is him. Please come in.
Thank you for having me!
I'm happy.
I'm happy you came.
I'm surprised.
Your YouTube channel is amazing.
Huh?
It's the most solid channel on YouTube in recent years.
I'm surprised.
You have a lot of people.
You're way more rich than B.S. Yoshimoto.
You're right.
You have a lot of cameras.
You have a lot of cameras and you have a lot of adults.
You're shooting six times.
Six times.
You're really amazing.
Thank you for coming.
No, no, no.
It's been a while since you two invited me.
I'm happy. I'm very happy.
Do you have a YouTube channel?
Yes, I do.
Really?
Yes, I do.
Isn't it "Hayami Yu"?
Where is it?
Where is "Hayami Yu"?
It's "shortcut".
When you say "shortcut", everyone says "Hayami Yu".
You can't say "Hayami Yu".
That's why I was surprised.
It's "New York mansion".
Oh, "mansion".
Don't scare me.
I thought you said "Hayami Yu".
I was surprised.
I thought you said "Hayami Yu".
Now, you will fight against us.
Please start.
Please start in 30 seconds.
No, no, no.
Please start.
I haven't been told anything.
15 seconds left.
10 seconds.
We will get real prize money.
8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
We don't have much time.
Please sign it.
I think I will lose.
I was surprised.
Why did you do it accurately?
Now, I will explain the rules of this game.
First of all, you will give me 10 coins.
Now, you will give me 100,000 yen.
No, no, no.
I'm not giving you money.
You look like you're serious.
I'm not giving you money.
You will lose.
You bought it, right?
100,000 yen.
Will I get more money?
Cash.
Cash. 100,000 yen.
I just borrowed 10 coins from you.
You gave me 100,000 yen.
Even if you give me back 100,000 yen, I can only give you back 800,000 yen.
No, no, no.
That's weird.
There is a number.
Isn't it a dark number?
Isn't it justice?
You will play three games that we came up with.
In the end, you will get 10 coins.
If you can get more than 20 coins, you will win.
I see.
If you can win,
Why did you put cigarettes in it?
Cigarettes.
What is this?
Wait a minute.
No, it's not this.
It's this.
Oh, this one.
Why is it this?
Wait a minute!
It's a drink!
I'm going to die!
Look! Look! Look!
Look!
Berabo two million yen.
Serious one million yen.
Serious full pack.
I'll do this!
I'll give you.
This...
Did you prepare this for me?
Just a full pack?
This is good.
If you say you can't get this kind of thing,
I'll only give you a woman AD.
No, you can't.
Are you going for a full pack or a woman AD?
We'll talk about that later in the mansion.
I can't do a full pack.
You said you wanted to do a full pack.
Are you going for a full pack or a woman AD?
Now, look at me.
That's...
A full pack is good.
A full pack.
If you have one million yen like this,
there are women who will give you a woman AD.
If you have one million yen like this...
It's the worst.
It's a good fortune.
It's the worst.
Now, first of all, which dealer and mansion do you choose?
Oh, we choose?
Yes, yes.
Oh, is that so?
This voluminous power type and this thin speed type.
Which one is speed?
Huh?
Both are power.
Which one is thin?
You're...
You're fatter than me.
You're the fat one.
No, I'm not fat.
Did you say "bode"?
I don't know.
Look, you can get it.
You're the same until midnight today, aren't you?
You're the same until midnight.
We're too close.
We'll be fine after this.
Then, I'll go with "zacostan".
Oh, "zacostan".
"zacostan", okay.
For now...
Let's go.
Come on.
There's a video I prepared for you, so please watch it first.
Wow.
What is this?
It's funny, but...
What is it?
This is a Hosokawa video.
Here is the question.
How many times did Hosokawa get hit?
How many?
How many times did he get hit?
"Get hit" is like "gataaan" and "gataaan" is like "daaan" right?
It's not only "gataaan" but also "gataaan" right?
It's like "gataaan" and "gataaan" right?
Wow. You can't see it anymore right?
You can't see it anymore right?
Turn it around.
I'll give you an image.
I haven't counted exactly.
Can I?
You can only do it once right?
You can't do it at all so I'll give you one.
That's too little!
You're a liar!
You can't make it 20 at the end right?
You can win with 20.
If you win you get double.
Out of the 3 games, you win 2 games.
That's how it is.
It's about how many cards you draw.
That's right.
Keep what you can't win.
Even if it's 5 it's the same.
Why?
Even if it's 5 it's the same.
Draw 10 cards?
Honestly, drawing 10 cards is the most efficient.
But the next one is hard.
But if you win you'll end up losing.
I don't have confidence in myself right now.
Can I just draw one card?
Sure.
I think it's around 10.
And I don't think you know the number.
Oh.
Do you know the number?
Think about it yourself.
I feel like I'm going to kill you.
Eight!
I didn't say ten! Eight!
I'm sure I said five!
Is it okay for you to say one in eight?
One in eight!
Yes!
Then let's see the correct VTR!
Is it nine?
Are you saying more?
Oh, I don't know at all!
It's coming up! It's coming up!
It stretches up!
Seven!
Side!
Oh! It was crying there!
Wow! Wow!
It's nine o'clock, isn't it?
It was nine o'clock, wasn't it?
It was nine o'clock!
Hey! You repeated it!
The correct answer was eleven o'clock!
So, this is an exemption, isn't it?
It's an exemption!
Wow! I'm so frustrated!
My brain juice came out like a real casino!
At the time of "den-den"!
You repeated it there!
Wow! I'm frustrated!
It's funny!
I'm frustrated!
Are you frustrated?
I'm really frustrated!
Then let's do it again!
Can we do it one more time?
There's one more!
What should we do?
There's one more "de-den" game, so...
Yes!
I got it!
From now on, there will be problems in 16 divisions, so...
Yes!
Before you know it, press this button!
Yes!
And say "what is it?"
Yes!
With that double rate...
Yes!
The money will increase more and more!
Ah! So, if you bet one coin, there is a possibility of getting seven coins?
Yes! If you bet one coin and only one coin doesn't come out...
It will be fifteen times!
Isn't it really good?
Yes!
Ah! Then, before you know it...
Before you know it...
If you say "answer" and it doesn't come out, what will happen?
If it doesn't come out, you have to say "answer" up to three times!
It's really kind!
Yes!
It's a kind hand!
It's really kind!
You have to say "answer" up to three times!
Then, is one coin okay for now?
One coin or two coins, it doesn't matter!
Yes! But it's such a kind problem!
How many more do you have, Mr. Zakos?
Well, this is the last one!
Ah! This is the last one!
Then, I'll say "two"!
"Two"!
This is really big!
Let's say "three"!
"Three"!
Yes!
Is it okay?
Then, "three"!
Yes!
Then, let's go!
"Hint de Mint" 16 portions! Here you go!
What does it mean?
Something appears.
Wait a minute! It's getting worse and worse!
It's getting worse and worse!
Wait a minute! "A-NI-SHI-RO-HA-NE"?
All right!
Here's the answer!
"Ashida Mana"!
Ashida Mana
Wait, wait, wait! It's decreasing! It's decreasing! Wait! Wait!
Anago-san!
Here you go!
Wait! Wait!
Because...
Wait a minute!
Even if I get it right, I'll only get 3 points back, won't I?
Wait a minute!
This is unfair! What is this?!
I don't know!
Mikawa Genichi!
This casino is crazy!
It's correct, isn't it?
Then I'll turn it around.
Even if you turn it around, you'll know!
Then let's see the correct answer!
The correct answer is this!
Which one is the right one?
What is this sound?
What is this?
It's long.
It's back.
What is it?
Tell me what it is.
This is the right one.
What is the right one?
Look at it.
It's coming out now.
It's scary.
It's coming out.
It's long.
It's white.
Is it shining?
It's emitting light.
It's scary.
No, no, no. That's correct.
No, no, no, no.
If you say "Uuuuuuuuuhhhhhh" as an answer, that's correct.
No, no, no. That's not good.
You'll be fired if you say that.
You'll be fired.
That's not good.
Isn't it bad?
It's only this much.
You've said too much.
That's not good.
There are only six left.
That's not good.
I have to win next time for sure.
If this continues, I want to quit.
It's messed up.
The first question was really good.
It was the best question.
The second question was shit.
If you don't have a clear answer, you can say "Uuuuuuuuhhhh" or something like that.
I was defeated.
I shouldn't have asked for three questions like this.
The swing was effective just now.
It was effective.
The swing was effective.
I was really defeated.
It was the same as the first question.
I thought he was going to make a good question.
It's frustrating.
Let's move on to the second stage of the confrontation with me.
Now, the second stage is the nervous breakdown that I have prepared for you.
You will compete with me, and the one who wins will pay back for your loss.
I see, I see.
So I'm going to win, right?
Yes, this is a serious nervous breakdown, but I'm going to give you a card now.
Yes.
This is "A" card.
"A" card?
Well, it's a "current" card.
"Current"?
"Now", "now" card.
"Now" card.
"Now"?
It's a "now" card.
From now on...
From now on, you will give me...
"R" card.
"R" card?
It's a "future" card.
"Future" is "R"?
Well, there are many people here.
And you can see their clones here.
I see, I see.
They are here.
And you want me to pair them up?
Yes, please pair them up.
Yes, yes, yes.
This is a serious nervous breakdown.
Yes.
If you open this one, you will see this one.
You will repeat this one over and over again.
From this one to this one, right?
Yes.
I will pair them up for now.
Please do.
Well...
There are 22 cards in total, so I will pair up 4 of them.
I see.
Four...
coins.
"Cheap" is fine, right?
"Cheap".
Why do you say it like that?
Four "cheap".
Well, let's play rock-paper-scissors first.
Yes.
Well, well, well...
Here we go.
What will you bet?
Me?
Rock-paper-scissors!
Come here!
Come here or I'll hit you!
Come here or I'll throw you!
It's too long!
What was that?
I don't know, I couldn't sing it just now.
Then let's do it again.
One more!
It's too long!
One last song!
Let's do it in a short version.
If you don't like it, let's play rock-paper-scissors.
If we play rock-paper-scissors, will we win?
But if they lose, we can't win.
If you don't like it, let's play rock-paper-scissors.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors and see who wins.
Rock-paper-scissors!
I haven't been on Fuji TV for a long time.
Don't push me.
Rock-paper-scissors!
You two are too energetic.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Who will go first?
I'll go first.
Daisuke Miyagawa.
Daisuke Miyagawa will go first.
I should choose Daisuke Miyagawa with my R card, right?
Yes.
Bring it on.
"ALL GIANT", "FUTURE ALL GIANT".
What does it mean?
Your eyes are a little small.
Your vision is getting worse.
I'll put it back.
Please put it back.
I don't remember it.
It looks like an eel.
I'll go first.
Please go ahead.
Oh, it's "Kirin no Kawashima."
It's "Kirin no Kawashima" now.
It's "Gyo Mirai," right?
Yes.
He's good at this kind of thing.
That's true.
Oh, it's "Nagata Gyo Niku Kausu."
"Gyo Mirai" is "Nagata Gyo Niku Kausu."
This is scary.
It looks like a sausage.
It's more like Gyo Niku.
It's amazing.
Nagata Gyo Niku Kausu.
Okay, I'll put it back.
So, it's hot if I draw "Kausu" or "Gyojinshi," right?
That's right.
Okay!
Oh!
Okay.
Where was it?
Here.
That's true.
It's a little weird.
It's a little small.
It's one pair.
Can I go again?
You can go again.
According to the rule...
Oh, it's "Zagoshi."
Oh, it's me.
Oh, it was "Niikyo."
Huh?
"Takeru" and "Niikyo."
Oh!
Which one was it?
We don't know yet.
Which one was it?
Is it this one?
It's "Daishisho."
Oh!
Oh, no!
I don't know anymore!
I guessed "sausage."
How many turns has it been?
One, two, right?
It's two turns, right?
It's three turns.
"Shuffle" is included.
"Shuffle"?
Yes.
I think "shuffle" is better.
I don't know anymore.
"Junior" is included.
But the cards you didn't draw are limited.
Huh? Where is it?
Where didn't I draw it?
You didn't draw it. You want to guess it, don't you?
Oh!
Small Face Daisuke.
It's so small!
It looks like "oppai" and "chikugui."
I'll take this one.
I'll put it back.
Wasn't it this one?
Right?
Wow!
You're amazing!
Is it like this?
It's "dice."
Okay.
Oh!
Where was it?
This is it.
- Yes! - Yes, yes, yes!
- Ah! - Ah...
- We did what we had to do. - We did what we had to do.
That means we have to open where it's not open, right?
- Ah! - Ah!
- Kirin Kawashima! - Oh no!
- Oh no, oh no, oh no! - The blind man.
- The blind man.
- There was Kawashima!
- There was. - We can't go there anymore! Oh no!
- Eh, where was Kawashima again? - Oh no!
- Isn't it here? - Look.
- Ah! - Nice.
- It's already open. - It's nice.
- And? - Ah!
- Why is it always there?
- Ah! - Ah!
- It's always there! - Eh, what?
- If you hit it, it's big. If you hit it, it's big.
- If you hit it, it's big! - Ah!
- Eh?
- Ah! - What is this?
- Ah! - It's like an elementary school girl!
- Ah! - Ah!
- It's so cute!
- Cute.
- You can shuffle the cards now! - You can shuffle them.
- Yes. - We're all split up.
- Shuffling. - But this is...
- It's a good match. - I'm third and you're second.
- You're second. - So...
- It would be bad if you got pulled now.
- Ah, but this is fun. - This is fun.
- I think we'll decide in this turn.
Is it my turn?
She looks like a little girl in elementary school.
A little girl.
Oh, we have this!
- We do! - We do.
Yeah.
Huh?! A new one came out!
- Jingo. - Ryu.
- Neither of them came out. - Jingo!
Huh? This is a draw.
Yes!
You haven't seen which one is cooler, have you?
What is this?
It's Arapon!
Why is it Arapon?
Your body is so small!
Now, we have each other's cards.
Yes, it's me.
Please gather your cards.
Yes, I won.
And I have an "NG" card.
"NG" card?
I don't know.
I haven't heard of it.
"NG" card is Arapon.
It's Arapon.
And I have "bosshu" and "two pair" cards.
This is "NG" and this is "bosshu" and "two pair".
Which one do you choose for "bosshu"?
"bosshu"?
"bosshu" card.
Which one do you discard?
What is that?
Please tell me which one you discard.
I don't really want to discard it.
Then, let's go with this one.
Oh, "giant pair".
Let's go with "giant".
Can't I discard another one?
No, you can't.
I'm sorry.
Then, I'll go with this one.
Oh, "apple pair".
"apple pair" is a "ghost card", so I'll add "two pair" to it.
I'll add "two pair" and "two pair" to it.
It looks like this.
How many pairs do you have?
One, two, three, four, five...
Five pairs.
And "two pair".
It's not "two pair", it's "six pair".
And I'll try to get "balance".
"balance"?
"the balance" will activate.
"the balance"?
"the balance".
Please say "the balance".
"the balance".
It's activated.
Which "balance" do you have?
Which "card" do you have?
Then, I'll go with "the ghost card".
"the ghost card" and "balance".
I have one more left.
Then, I'll go with "giant pair".
"giant pair".
And...
"apple pair" is in, so I'll discard "two pair".
You'll discard it?
Yes, I'll discard "two pair".
I'm sorry.
I'll discard "two pair" and it looks like this.
And that's it!
That's it?
That's it!
What are you talking about? It hasn't changed at all.
It's a long sketch.
Why is it a long sketch?
The cover has changed a little, though.
So, the final judgment is...
"Yashiki" is 6 and "Zaco" is 2.
It's the same, isn't it?
The score is...
What was that just now?
"Yashiki" is 6 and "Zaco" is 2.
So, "Yashiki" wins!
Yes!
How many times did you win?
Well...
How many did you lose?
I lost 4.
So, you lost 8.
So, you lost 4.
I lost 4.
So, you'll give me back 4, right?
Yes, I will.
Okay! Now we can play a game!
I just lost 10.
Oh, you lost it back.
Yes, yes.
Now we can play a game.
So, "Yashiki" will be the last one.
No, I have a million chance now.
So, I'll win all of them.
Oh!
I'll win all of them.
I'll win all of them and bring back a million yen.
It's your first time trying to win a million yen, isn't it?
Yes.
You've won a million yen.
Do you usually win a million yen?
Yes, I do.
No, I'm serious.
It's a shame for me to bring back a million yen.
I'm glad I bought a coin.
I'm glad I brought a million yen.
I understand.
Please bring back a million yen!
Yes!
Now, it's the last game.
It's a battle between us!
Yes!
This is the final stage.
If you win this final stage, you'll get five times the prize.
Five times?
What's that supposed to mean?
How many cards do you have now?
I calculated it very well, but it didn't make any sense.
You have 10 cards, right?
Do you get five times?
You have 50 cards, right?
50 cards.
That means you lost 2 million yen.
Are you serious?
If you calculate it like that, you're going to change it.
I'm going to change it.
Oh, I see.
How many cards will you lose in the last stage?
But it's over.
Because it's over now.
That's right.
If you win in the last stage, you can't do anything about it.
If you lose, you only have the right to come next.
Oh, I see.
If you lose, you can't come next.
Are you sure you're okay?
Come on! Come on!
No, I'm fine for now.
I'll think about it again.
You can't lose 20 cards, so you can't lose five cards.
You can't lose four cards.
Even if you have six cards left, you can't lose them.
Even if you put chips in it, it's not a good thing.
Then you can leave one card behind.
If you leave one card behind, you can come next.
It's intuitive and easy to work with.
Come again.
Again?
Then I'll leave one card behind.
Let's do that.
Now, let's get started.
The final stage is...
Aniru Ate Battle.
Oh!
That's nice.
That's amazing.
I'll explain the rules now.
Yashiki will guess which one of us is Aniru.
It's one in two.
Keep your eyes closed and stick out your fingers.
We will guess which one of you is Aniru.
Which one of you is Aniru?
Please guess.
You guys don't like it, do you?
Can I say it?
It's up to you to guess.
Are you sure you don't want to do it?
I'm fine.
If I do this and you two are here, will you do this for me?
Yes.
For the sake of the moment you touch me...
If you speak up, I'll know.
I won't.
Why are you so confident?
I won't speak up.
And one more thing.
Our ancestors used to drink their fingers.
A snake!
I'll eat it.
I'll drink it slowly.
Please be careful.
I'm scared!
I don't like it when men touch me.
But I'll guess it right.
It doesn't matter.
I'll eat it and you'll drink it.
I just need to guess it right, right?
Yes.
Let's do it.
Please cover your eyes.
Please.
I'll touch you.
Yes.
Can I?
Yes.
Roll it up and put it in your mouth.
It's dirty!
Don't let it smell.
It's disgusting.
It's probably more odorless than you think.
Okay, let's do it.
Okay.
Raise your finger straight up and do it like that.
Please don't let it leak.
Okay.
I don't want you to avoid it.
Excuse me.
- Let's go. - Let's go.
FINAL STAGE
OPEN
This is scary!
What is this fear?
Doesn't it feel like I'm breathing?
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Wait a minute! There was one, seriously!
Let's stop it for now.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
I just touched it!
Please remove your blindfold.
This is so humiliating!
My fingers were completely stuck between my buttocks and buttocks.
First of all, how did you feel when you stood up?
I didn't have much hair.
It was a beautiful butt.
And it was a little damp.
Do you think you can get the answer?
To be honest, I don't think I can.
If you get this wrong, you'll be fined, but is it okay?
If you get three more questions right, you'll have one more chance.
Oh, that's good.
There's "more and more".
You can get the last one.
"More and more".
"One more and more".
Why do you think I want to touch it?
I'm fine with this.
Please get your questions right.
Why?
Why do you want me to touch it again?
Yes.
Let's go.
Don't you two hate it?
We don't hate it.
Why don't you hate it?
Are you two the same person?
Are you ready?
If you're ready, say "okay, Raidon".
Are you two the same person?
I don't know.
Then it doesn't make sense!
What time is it now?
You don't know who it is, but you keep touching it.
Is it the same as before?
Please tell me if it changes.
That's one of the questions.
I see.
I just have to touch it and know, right?
Yes.
Then...
Is it "okay, Raidon"?
"Okay, Raidon"!
Please say it louder!
"Okay, Raidon"!
Louder!
"Okay, Raidon"!
Louder!
I'm hungry!
Shall we go? Let's go!
Okay, show me your fingers.
Here you go.
It's totally different!
It's totally different from the one before!
What a unpleasant ass you have!
It's totally different from the first one!
Please remove your blindfold.
What was that ass?
The first one was a cute ass, now that I think of it.
The second one was a disgusting ass.
It was a disgusting ass.
It had a little hair like a radish.
The second one was a cute ass.
So, we've touched you twice. How was it?
I think I know what it is.
The first one was really good, now that I think of it.
The first one was a disgusting ass.
The second one was a disgusting ass.
If Ren-chan is correct, you'll get five coins.
This is pretty good, isn't it?
It's pretty good.
Are you ready?
Yes.
The first one was a disgusting ass.
The second one was a cute ass.
Final answer?
What is that?
I don't think "final ass" is necessary.
Final answer!
Who is the first one?
I win!
What are you doing?
Hey, brothers!
What kind of brothers are you?
Should we give them one more chance?
Yes, let's do that.
Please tell me what's on your mind.
Can you say it one more time?
Yes, I'll tell you who was the first one.
The first one was this person.
Please say it.
(Beep, beep, beep...)
AH!
AH! AH!
Is it this way!?
Eh!?
(Beep, beep, beep...)
Eh!? This way!?
Now, there is also a pattern where the second one was a hug.
That's right.
Eh!?
You closed your eyes.
I had a completely different feeling.
Didn't you!?
Now, let's go here!
The second one is...
(Beep, beep, beep...)
Eh!?
(Beep, beep, beep...)
This way!?
It's stupid!
But I was happy.
You said it was cute.
I'm glad you were hit.
I'm glad you weren't hit.
You looked like a dried radish.
And you were dry.
I saw you were dry earlier.
I was sleepy.
You were sleepy.
Anyway, congratulations on getting it right!
Thank you!
So...
You should have gotten 20 chips.
But you got 50!
So...
I'll split 50 in half.
25x25.
I'll calculate it.
Calculate it?
I'll calculate it.
It's 0.
If you exceed it...
Ah, that's right! It's a bump.
Yes, it's a bump.
It's a bump.
It's like a life game.
If you do 3 at the end, 3 is just right.
If you do 5, you'll go back to 2.
If you don't get 20 right...
Yes, if you don't get it right...
I'm sorry!
No, it's okay.
You'll go back to 2.
Yes.
Is it over?
What was that 1 million yen?
But you can't do it.
You couldn't win.
You...
You couldn't win this game.
No, no.
Wait a minute.
Did I just touch it?
Yes.
I'm going to sell this to BOOSH.
Don't.
Don't make me touch it.
It's crazy.
I'm sorry.
Thank you for your hard work.
The other way around.
Thank you for your hard work.
Why do you want me to touch it?
Silver shield negotiation battle.
The number of subscribers has exceeded 100,000.
That's fast.
YouTube gave me this silver shield.
It's already here.
Amazing.
I'm going to negotiate with my master and get this shield.
I see.
I really want to make it a shield.
Oh, a real shield?
Wait a minute.
You said you'd lose the second one.
If this is a leg, is this a pelvis?
It's strong.
Wow, this is amazing.
Ready, go!
I'll get angry!
Don't get angry! Don't get angry!
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you.
I'm a little shocked.
My butt is dry.
No, no, no.
Thank you for saying it's cute.
No, it's really dirty.
Thank you.
There was moisture properly.
Oh, it was moist?
Yes.
No, but it's cute.
It's cute. It's like a baby.
Are you painting it?
No, I'm not painting it.
You did maintenance today, didn't you?
No, I didn't, I didn't.
You said you'd do it.
No, I didn't, I didn't.
It's dirty.
No, I just pooped earlier.
That's why.
You can't drink washlet water, can you?
Do you drink it?
Do you put washlet water in it?
No, I don't.
You pooped, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
Do you do it?
I do it.
I do it in the afternoon.
You do it in the afternoon.
I touch my butt right after I poop.
Did you do it?
Did you poop?
I did, I did, I did.
Oh, I see.
How was it?
Oh, no, it was fun.
I'm happy.
After all, the first question was the most frustrating.
That was really frustrating.
I really wanted to get that one right now.
Yeah.
I can do this segment.
No, it's good.
It's my first time.
Well, well, well.
Thank you very much.
I think a lot of people will get it right.
Really?
Your butts are...
It's really easy to tell.
It's too much of a character.
No surprises.
Either or...
If it was the other way around, I would have gotten it right.
It was a really unexpected butt.
Let me do it.
You and Master, let me do it.
I want to get it right.
But...
If it was me and Yasuke, it would be the same.
I don't know if it's really different for someone with a different body type.
Let me do it.
I told you to let me do it!
Yeah, I want to get it right.
I want to get it right.
Hey, wipe your butt!
Didn't you wipe it around your mouth?!
What kind of guy are you?!
I touched your butt hole and wiped it.
I didn't make a mistake and wiped it around my mouth!
That was close.